Here's a video of Bret Michaels, singer from Poison and humper of herpes-afflicted sluts, getting bonked on the head by some stage equipment being lowered from the ceiling while.. the Tony Awards. That was the best thing..

..play." Unfortunately, I can't find the actual wang shot referenced, but I do have pictures from the Playboy Superbowl party, complete with Bret Michaels and body-painted womens. That's almost as good as 30 seconds of..

.. you missed it ... again (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie] Here's that beast Daisy De La Hoya from Rock of Love 2: Bret Michaels older news: Jes Isn't Rocking Bret's Love More Bret..

.. hair band in a room full of strippers and star-fuckers to see where their hearts led them. Oh well. Page Six reports: Bret Michaels never even got started with the "girlfriend" he selected last season, Jes Rickleff...

..wedding dress [Just Jared] Hayden Panettiere has a big box [Hollywood Tuna] Lindsay Lohan will take a break from rehab [Hollywood Rag] Bret Michaels (Rock of Love) makes a decision [Dlisted] Kanye West has a blog and..

..(NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie] Jessica Alba shows a little cleavage in Paris [Egotastic] Candice Michelle has some big implants [Horny Oyster] Bret Michaels Loves Chachi [Pajiba] Britney's producer confirms her leaked,..