Due to decency laws and fear of exploding the Internet, Alessandra Ambrosio and her insanely hot ass can't walk around naked, so she just wears a bikini a lot. Like this one. Not to ... No more unforeseen dry cleaning..

.. was digging through Blake Lively's trash so I could jack off on her empty yogurt cups and I felt really bad for her. Alessandra Ambrosio older news: Merry Christmas From Alessandra Ambrosio..

.. Megan! NOTE: Just so we're clear: Kelly Brook, Keeley Hazell, Lucy Pinder, Bar Rafaeli, Marisa Miller, Adriana Lima, and Alessandra Ambrosio have had their IDLYITW jerseys retired and are so hot they don't need to be on..

Legendary piece of ass Alessandra Ambrosio was in Miami this weekend and she decided to post some pics of her trip. Christ, this chick is perfect. I'm pretty sure if I licked on her I'd gain the power of flight...

The parade of chicks I will never have sex with continued in St. Barts yesterday as legendary piece of ass Alessandra Ambrosio was frolicking on the beach for Victoria's Secret. I don't know what this has to do with..

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Alessandra Ambrosio was in St. Barths doing a shoot for Victoria's Secret yesterday, and there shouldn't be a question at this point that she.. Kicked Up Chocolate Cream Pie win the blue ribbon at the State Fair this..

..pictures of Kelly Clarkson. Because it would be pretty obvious she would be singing "C is for Cake" and chewing through the plate. Alessandra Ambrosio older news: Alessandra Ambrosio Is Hot..

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It goes without saying that Victoria's Secret model, Alessandra Ambrosio is one of the hottest women on Earth. It also goes without saying that my bowties make me look like a gentleman. My granny says I'm such a catch!..