God made Audrina Patridge's face ready to wear for Halloween, but at least she tried to look hot and slutty this weekend. I mean, she's ..Christ, they're sick. I would sling an entire civilization on them, but I'm not..

.. small sense of pride that I say I've never seen one single episode of The Hills, so it works out for me that Audrina Patridge's bottomless pit of need and insecurity makes her want to be famous so bad that she poses..

.. boobs in a bikini [Egotastic] The sex position that changed history [College Humor] Beyonce vs. Lindsay [Celebslam] Stephanie Pratt cameltoe and Audrina Patridge implants [DrunkenStepfather] Penelope Cruz is airing it..

..Here's a shocker (no, not that kind of shocker, you pervs): Chris Pine (James Tiberius fucking Kirk) has broken up with Audrina Patridge (Bucktooth TinyLips NiceTits McWonkyEyes). From Hollywire: Chris Pine was forced to..

This clip of horrid Audrina is from Into The Blue 2, which I will now not watch. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather] Either my memory really sucks, or Meg..like me! And she dates attractive London me just like....ahhhhh! You almost got me...

..breasts. Luckily that works in reverse, because Aretha Franklin's man-suffocating chest is a little too deadly looking. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather] Audrina Patridge of The Hills got robbed on Oscar night, and she..

I'm fully convinced Audrina Patridge has Down Syndrome, so good thing she wasn't born in Sparta and has really big tits. It's also a good thing I.. on my bills and didn't know what to do and one of their credit..

.. Horgan Wallace in a wet t-shirt and a thong (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Min. Pleasure (Max Payne) [Pajiba] Audrina Patridge gets dunked [Egotastic] Kevin Smith wants to drop some serious poundage [Socialite Life]..

.. Rag] Carmen Electra does TRL Italy [Popoholic] Miley Cyrus hearts British blokes [Socialite Life] Colin Farrell is too skinny [Lainey Gossip] Audrina Patridge gets Photoshopped for Maxim [Egotastic] Gracefully..

..[College Humor] Dita Von Teese and her monster friends (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather] Hugh Jackman is one slick rick [Just Jared] Audrina Patridge her chipmunk face, and implants in more staged pictures [Egotastic]..