..would be a good pick up line. Angelina Jolie older news: Uhhhh... Well, This Is Depressing Angelina Jolie Is Not A Fan Of Barack Obama She's 16 Angelina Was A Lolita More Angelina Jolie..

..flying over Tokyo or my penis in a sorority house. It'll be safe to say that sheer terror would be the general consensus. Barack Obama older news: Obama is Good at Bowling, Not Like Retards How Romantic,..

During the Democratic primaries, Barack Obama bowled a 37 at a stop in Pennsylvania (you can see that here), but apparently he's gotten better because he went on Jay.. and said he recently bowled a 129. Not like the last..

Wait a minute. I'm confused. I thought Obama just signed an executive order to ban torture. Somebody should probably tell Michelle Obama, because I don't have a vagina, but if I did, I'd like to think "fisting" would have..

..or place to display school spirit, but I tend to lean with OK! Magazine on this one. Nick Saban is an outstanding coach. Barack Obama older news: How Romantic Links We Can Believe In Presidential Brunch With Bacon And..

..was too busy watching the House marathon on USA to notice, but according to all the calls and emails I got yesterday, I missed Barack Obama being sworn in as our 44th President. Apparently that was some kind of historic..

..was busted for assault [PinkIsTheNewBlog] Suri Cruise seems to like New York. I would two if I was an alien hybrid. [CityRag] Barack Obama older news: Presidential Brunch With Bacon And Links Sarah Palin = GILF Scarlett..

Barack Obama doesn't fear terrorism, but he does fear filling up on Johnny Cakes before the peach cobbler is served. Rip Torn knows the ground..Not Obsessed] Don't you just want to shove something in Reese Witherspoon's..

.. the dad on Good Times in one of my aunt's wigs. Thumbs down, Electoral College. Thumbs down, man. Thanks, Max! Barack Obama older news: Scarlett Johansson is Popular Hollywood Stars are Political More..

..Wednesday to The Associated Press that she, "like millions of Americans, felt like we had taken a giant step toward equality" by electing Barack Obama as president. DeGeneres says that with the passage of California's..