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Britain's News Of The World ran a story last week that OMG BRAD AND ANGELINA ARE BREAKING UP!!! I guess somebody should have told them before they made reservations for dinner. People reports: "Angie and Brad were..

..like a car in Iraq and she's only considered a superstar, because for a period of time, her vagina was used to keep Brad Pitt's penis warm. She can't act, she's a smug, entitled bitch in interviews, and she just bought..

Apparently falling into a deep depression after Brad Pitt moved out to film a movie, Angelina Jolie tried to kill herself. "Wait, what now? Dude," my penis said as he lifted his head up from his nap. The National Enquirer..

..better off masturbating to a piece of blank construction paper or Reader's Digest. Jennifer Aniston older news: Jennifer Aniston Is A Big Star Brad Pitt Had A "Secret Meeting" With Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston Is..

..drop from the ceiling then the judge would plug in his iPod and start making margaritas. Angelina Jolie older news: Angelina Was A Lolita Brad Pitt Had A "Secret Meeting" With Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston Is Still..

..a man for longer than a Geico commercial dispensing advice to women everywhere is sure to be a ratings bonanza. Jennifer Aniston older news: Brad Pitt Had A "Secret Meeting" With Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston Is..

..the settlers coming to the New World or the discovery of Australopithecus. You know, except with way bigger tits. Angelina Jolie older news: Brad Pitt Had A "Secret Meeting" With Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston Is..

.. scorned women everywhere are tossing their Haagen-Dazs in the air and high-fiving each other today, because The Daily Mail is reporting that Brad Pitt's relationship with Angelina Jolie is falling apart and to console..

.. when an assistant went to fetch Aniston, she was in tears, and said, "I need a moment. This scene reminds me of Brad and me." Aniston pulled herself together and managed to put on a smile when she eventually emerged from her..