Brandon Davis crashed into Pink's car after he left some trendy bullshit L.A. circle jerk this weekend. See, this is what happens when .. gay clothes and stick things up your ass. Next time go for a couple shots of Jack..

.. split. The reason for the split is that Kerr has been seen all over town with...oh God I can't even say it....Brandon...I think I'm gonna be sick....InTouch says: ...she has rebounded into the arms of her former flame, oil heir..

.. Police Dept. could present the case to the Los Angeles D.A. in the next few days." Wouldn't it be awesome if Brandon Davis was the D.A.? He'd tell the judge the defendant would herein be referred to as "Firecrotch"..

Keeley Hazell out in public [Hollywood Tuna]Jessica Simpson's dad is still a douchebag [Hollywood Rag]Brandon Davis takes a dump and rips off a casino [Dlisted]Tori Spelling's baby might be ugly [City Rag]The Fuckin'..

At Paris Hilton's recent birthday party in Los Angeles, Brandon Davis reportedly spent the majority of the night making fun of one of fellow guest, Paula Abdul's, Middle Eastern ancestry. He was so .. was being very lewd..

In case you were wondering, Brandon Davis spent the weekend coughing and scratching his nads. Forget all those pesky stoves and pans, Brandon's so hot and oily you could whip up stir fry or fajitas right on..

.. is still trying too hard [Egotastic]Christmas party in The Office [Just Jared]Vanessa Minnillo shops for babies [Popsugar]Lindsay Lohan parties with Brandon Davis [A Socialite's Life]..

.. ring. She spent the night canoodling with Niarchos (who last told Page Six he was "a student"), next to sister Nicky Hilton, Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, Michelle Trachtenberg and Mena Suvari. Reps for Hilton and..

Brandon Davis, Paris Hilton's lapdog and second generation heir to the Marvin Davis oil fortune, recently bounced a check for $10,000 intended for "Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis. Several reports are..

...TMZ has video of Paris arriving home after the arrest here.Since these are funny, here again are those pictures of Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis being denied entry to a 2006 VMAs post-party at Bungalow 8: SourceLabels:..