Britney Spears is a mentally unstable, drug addict whose everyday life is controlled by her father and the court system because she can't be trusted to act like a fucking adult. Instead of taking responsibility for her..

..CD iz the best and she will domonatttee tHe radio again bitchessss!!!". None of this has actually happened of course, but for some reason Britney was invited to the Grammys where her dumpy ass and receding hairline wore the most..

Photographers in Miami were able to capture the elusive beauty known as Britney Spears this weekend. "It was once believed that beauty like this was a myth and would never reveal itself to mankind," a leading scientist..

You can draw your own conclusions on the mental stability of people who call themselves Britney Spears' fans, but one of them commented over and overa lot of them commented on this post because they were angry that I made..

Who only knows why Britney Spears is walking around with greasy extension and a t-shirt that says "Dick" on it? But if I had to guess, I'd say it was to remind us of Britney's timeless beauty. I must admit,..

.. some? Heh heh allllriiight. [Celebslam] Jessica Biel, stick your ass in the air and don't talk. Thanks. [Cele|bitchy] Britney Spears is an excellent driver [Cityrag] Irina Sheik is a Russian Hottie [Heyman Hustle] Sasha..

.. our kick ass horror site. So luckily for me my girlfriend bought me a TX watch for Christmas and kept my balls drained like Britney Spears' wallet at a Krispy Kreme. Screw you, Megan! NOTE: Just so we're clear: Kelly..

And I say that like it's a bad thing. National Enquirer reports: Britney and ex-husband Kevin Federline briefly reunited during the holidays two years ago and Britney got pregnant, say sources. But when..

..that had been mentioned, though remains unconfirmed, is lawyer Sorrell Trope, who has handled proceedings for stars including Nicole Kidman, Nicolas Cage and Britney Spears. I'm not really sure how Tiger thought this was..

I have no idea who directed the original video for Britney Spears' 3 and this cut, but he must be some mystical warlock or lord of illusion with powers over reality itself, because he just made me want to fuck..