..the world to enjoy, but the people who pay me say I have to update this thing once in a while, so here's Candice Swanepoel in a bikini. There, is that updated enough?! When will I ever be good enough for you?!..

Victoria's Secret has released their Valentine's Day collection, so that means Candice Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in more pictures looking nothing like your girlfriend when she wears stuff like..

.. If you have a problem with this, then maybe you should get back to decorating your Big Top cupcake you big homo. 2. Candice Swanepoel The only African-American on the list. I love diversity! African-Americans usually..

Besides Miranda Kerr and Kim Coultier, the main page is like a gallery of the damned, so Candice Swanepoel is here to change all that. Just like the citizens of Gotham want me to change their city. As a silent guardian, a..

.. St. Barts is apparently ground zero for hot Victoria's Secret ass right now, and as my penis hoped for in his diary, Candice Swanepoel showed up yesterday. Christ, she's beautiful. This chick might be too perfect to..

Candice Swanepoel has stooped to being in the Macy's Valentine's Day gift catalog, and though Macy's catalog only displays the most tame of underwear, Candice managed to pull off hocking a department store..

.. just seeing them now, so if you want to argue semantics over the word "new" feel free. In the meantime, here's Candice Swanepoel with her nipple hanging out in what appears to be a another subversive ploy by the fashion..