..? God, why do you have to be so stuck up? You think you're better that me, is that what you think?! Carrie Underwood older news: The People's Choice Awards Were Hot Everytime I Come Around Yo City More..

..at iTunes on songs about tire swings by the river and teardrops on guitars if it meant my penis could get a VIP tour of Carrie Underwood's and Taylor Swift's cervix. I'd split Taylor Swift's skinny ass like I was trying..

After dating for a year, Ottawa Senators' Mike Fisher proposed to Carrie Underwood this weekend. People reports Carrie Underwood certainly has a lot to smile about this holiday season. The newly..

Here's more pictures of Carrie Underwood in the Bahamas but this time in a different bikini. So to celebrate Carrie's change of bikinis, I'm gonna change hands. Yay for change! Carrie..

..country music sucks, but instead of looking at Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Fergie, Kelly Clarkson, and Ke$ha, you get to look at Carrie Underwood, Taylor Swift, Miranda Lambert, Kellie Pickler, Sara Evans, and Julianne Hough...

..'s mask and choked him out after the results were announced. (*M) Thanks, Jenny! :) Here's the hot piece of ass Carrie Underwood at the finale last night to ungay this post up: American Idol older news: American Idol..

..some kind of gang slang?! Oh God, somebody help! Help!!! Taylor Swift and Kellie Pickler: Marisa Miller, Julianne Hough, Kaley Cuoco: Carrie Underwood older news: Carrie Underwood, How You..

..right guys? [ImNotObsesed] Paulina Porizkova is on a topless beach at St. Barts and it's lookin' good. [CityRag] I wish Carrie Underwood would kiss me like she kisses her awards. [FatBackMedia] Charlize Theron wants a..

.. have dug up Johnny Cash, propped him up on stage and shot him with paintballs. It would have basically been the same thing. Carrie Underwood and her hot ass at Disney World: Photo credit: Splash American Idol older..

I have no idea what Carrie Underwood won at last night's Grammys, but I'm pretty sure she won the "Hottest Piece" award. Hands down. Say what you ..an alternate universe. For what I'm really not sure. What am I, her life..