..'s mask and choked him out after the results were announced. (*M) Thanks, Jenny! :) Here's the hot piece of ass Carrie Underwood at the finale last night to ungay this post up: American Idol older news: American Idol..

..some kind of gang slang?! Oh God, somebody help! Help!!! Taylor Swift and Kellie Pickler: Marisa Miller, Julianne Hough, Kaley Cuoco: Carrie Underwood older news: Carrie Underwood, How You..

..right guys? [ImNotObsesed] Paulina Porizkova is on a topless beach at St. Barts and it's lookin' good. [CityRag] I wish Carrie Underwood would kiss me like she kisses her awards. [FatBackMedia] Charlize Theron wants a..

.. have dug up Johnny Cash, propped him up on stage and shot him with paintballs. It would have basically been the same thing. Carrie Underwood and her hot ass at Disney World: Photo credit: Splash American Idol older..

I have no idea what Carrie Underwood won at last night's Grammys, but I'm pretty sure she won the "Hottest Piece" award. Hands down. Say what you ..an alternate universe. For what I'm really not sure. What am I, her life..

..kangaroos at the fair. American Idol older news: Paula Abdul is High American Idol Butchered Andrew Lloyd Webber Miley Cyrus is Almost Lindsay Lohan Carrie Underwood is Annoyed American Idol Has a Gay Stripper More..

Carrie Underwood won a bunch of trophies at the People's Choice Awards last night, but do you want to know her greatest prize? My heart. Carrie Underwood older news: Carrie..

.. that Kelly? Double meat! Kelly Clarkson older news: Kelly Clarkson is Always Naked Kelly Clarkson is Kicking Off NFLinks Kelly Clarkson is Sorry Carrie Underwood is the Sexiest More Kelly Clarkson..

Carrie Underwood is a big star. Big stars routinely say idiotic things because they are blind lemmings who are hilariously misinformed and out of touch with reality. Carrie Underwood is not one..

I've never wanted to take a wax statue out for a romantic dinner before, but Carrie Underwood should have thought about that before she unveiled hers at Madame Tussaud this week. Yeah, that's right, Carrie. I..