.. but apparently women like dudes who can't use their hands in games that end in 0-0 ties. So here's soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo being unveiled as the new face of Giorgio Armani. I have no idea how they Photoshoped his..

Soccer team Real Madrid is paying Manchester United $131 million dollars for Cristiano Ronaldo. From Fox Sports: Manchester United accepted [Real Madrid's] staggering 80 million bid today, and now Cristiano..

Manchester United winger and soccer god Cristiano Ronaldo completely destroyed his $400,000 Ferrari after he hit a wall in a two-lane tunnel underneath the Manchester Airport earlier this morning. Witnesses.. was a..

Nereida Gallardo is the girlfriend of probably the most famous athlete in the world, Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo. She supposedly used to be a nurse, but Ronaldo makes $300,000 a week, so now she..

..according to the varsity letters I've been awarded and the smiles I've put on faces. As such, I'm qualified to say Cristiano Ronaldo's girlfriend is doing it all wrong. If you don't believe me, look at..

.. stupid, creepy laugh [Hollywood Rag]Charlize is lookin' mighty cute in them jeans [Hollywood Tuna]Hayden Christensen is probably gay [D Listed]Cristiano Ronaldo's rubs his thong wearing hottie [Just Jared]Pacino joins..