..then choose to take a pair of boxer's off with his teeth instead of a pair of panties. Well, except for that time David Beckham blew me. I had just got out of a bad relationship and I had a lot to drink, and he...well,..

..a Kardashian would whore herself out for publicity, so I'm not really sure who to believe here. It's almost like the time David Beckham and I were planning to get married and he was all concerned about his money. Yeah,..

Apparently content to continue searching the record store's bargain bin for judges, Victoria Beckham has been named the temporary replacement for Paula Abdul on American Idol. Sky News reports: The former Spice Girl has agreed to make..

Tired of looking like a WAG (whatever the hell that means), Victoria Beckham underwent her third boob job last month to shrink her ridiculous looking 34DD bolt-ons to 34B's. Mail Online reports: The former singer.. to reduce her..

Wiener alert! Here are some pics of David Beckham's Emporio Armani underwear ads (+ bonus beach pics). His hair looks oddly Hitleresque, but other than that, not too shabs! Plus, I'm pretty sure Mr. Beckham..

David Beckham is hotter than most of the chicks I've dated, so you can see how Victoria Beckham must feel knowing she looks like a leather cricket. In case you don't know, David..

It's unclear what David Beckham was thinking about here at the Lakers game yesterday, but if I had to guess, I'd say it was about the best way to get semen stains out of satin. Photos: Daily Mail; Splash..

..picks flirting over fighting [Popsugar] Charlize Theron livens up on Leno [City Rag] Katie Price ruins a see through moment [Hollywood Tuna] David and Victoria Beckham are not having sex [Lainey Gossip] Kim Kardashian's..

.. can see her tits. Thank God. When I first heard the title, I thought somebody had bought the rights to that one time David Beckham and I had to go to the emergency room. How embarrassing!..

..the Olympics [City Rag] Serena Williams is a big giant monster [Hollywood Rag] Jennifer Lopez is still desperate for attention [Just Jared] David Beckham might really have a big dick [Lainey Gossip] Miley Cyrus duck face..