..She wouldn't leave me alone and I kinda felt sorry for her so I let her blow me. It wasn't my fault. The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked, who can ever know it? Alessandra Ambrosio older news: Victoria's..

Alessandra Ambrosio showed up at a lingerie photoshoot four months pregnant, so I guess that means she's keeping the baby. Fine, whatever. I already told her I had new girlfriend, so I don't know why she has to make this all... God,..

..5 feet tall, so if somebody could tell me what is going on with her stomach I'd appreciate it, because it's twice the size of her body. Christ, she's huge. Her husband looks like he might have a tail, so I hope this turns out to be a..

Barely a month after announcing to the world what a great guy Chace Crawford was, Carrie Underwood and her new boyfriend have reportedly split. Why? Crawford's penis allegedly has ..not Underwood, and he spent Wednesday night at..

.. ended. Hey, Jordan Bratman. Fuck you. Christina Aguilera older news: Christina Aguilera is a Natural Beauty Christina Aguilera Admits She's Pregnant Dog The Bounty Hunter is Done Christina..

Carrie Underwood had a big night at the AMAs where she won "Favorite Female Country Artist," "Favorite Country Album," and "Dumbest Dress." Jesus, what is that thing? She looks.. hot. I've never wanted to fuck a doily so bad in my..

.. her. Only clowns and dead people wear this much makeup. Maybe her real face has dragon scales or fur, because that would be the only way I'd encourage the use of clay as your foundation. Christina Aguilera older news:..

Carrie Underwood won both "Female Vocalist of the Year" and "Single of the Year" for the second year in a row at the CMA Awards, continuing her domination of awards that are given out to women..

Duane "Dog" Chapman appeared on Hannity and Colmes last night and said that he thought he was cool enough to use the word "nigger" because of the discrimination he's also faced in his life. He said he would..

Apparently the last one to know, Christina Aguilera has now decided to tell the world that she is pregnant. OK! says: I want to get it right," the 26-year-old is quoted as telling Glamour magazine about her..