.. good chance that it was something Michael Jackson summoned from blood and clay while wearing a bull head mask and sacrificing a baby goat. Elisha Cuthbert and Culkin's girlfriend in Maxim: Michael Jackson older news:..

Elisha Cuthbert is a hot girl with a penchant for dating hockey players, but even before she was The Girl Next Door, she was Kim Bauer.. you see a cougar, make yourself big, do not get into the car with the mountain man..

..guy is suing for his kidney. "I want my kidney back" strangely fits in the Chile's baby-back rib song. [DListed] Elisha Cuthbert is so hot, why must she tease us with dresses made for 60-year-olds? Next time, no dress..

The NHL has suspended Dallas Stars' left wing, Sean Avery, indefinitely after he called Elisha Cuthbert (his ex-girlfriend) his "sloppy seconds." Awww, how sweet. Us Magazine reports: "Speaking to reporters Tuesday..

Gwyneth Paltrow has her eye on on Madonna's property [Dlisted] Elisha Cuthbert's old lady dress [Hollywood Tuna] Madonna thinks she was a Japanese Warrioress in a previous life [Hollywood Rag] Sarah Harding panty..

.. [Popoholic] Horror Revisited Seven Times Over. (NSFW) [EHOWA] Lindsay Lohan is ugly [Popsugar] Juliana Margulies closed her legs [Egotastic] Elisha Cuthbert is a complete mess [Hollywood Tuna] Kirsten Dunst gets..

..Dion is in a bikini [Just Jared] Brigitte Nielsen gets plastic surgery on live TV [Hollywood Rag] Christina Aguilera looks ridiculous [Popsugar] Elisha Cuthbert shows some cleavage [Popoholic] I didn't read any of this..

..] Katherine Heigl still stinks [Popoholic] Nicole Richie gets a Golden Pacifier award [ASL] Indiana Jones box office predictions [Best Week Ever] Elisha Cuthbert is still an attention whore [Egotastic] Hayden Panettiere..

.. Hugh Hefner won't marry any of his whores [Hollywood Rag] Carrie and Mr. Big are still sweet in the city [Popsugar] Elisha Cuthbert is still in her bikini (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather] Celebrity Muppets [City Rag]..

The NHL is Elisha Cuthbert's Neverland Ranch, so here she is in Hawaii with her boyfriend, Calgary Flames defenseman, Dion Phaneuf. Surprise. If you're keeping ..Dion Phaneuf just tried to say something in her defense,..