I bought Janice Dickinson a dildo, because if anyone needs it, it'd be her. 'Cause who wants to have sex with that? I wrapped it ..Skinny and long, because I know what you like. What? Wait! Awwwwwwww. I spent my own money..

..a tank top [Hollywood Tuna] Sophie Anderton upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Scarlett Johansson still has a big rack [Popoholic] Janice Dickinson nice for the paparazzi (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather] Rihanna..

..[Hollywood Tuna] Carrie Underwood is a cheerful giver [Just Jared] Tyra Banks gets waxed [Dlisted] Charlize Theron looks white hot [Popsugar] Janice Dickinson's got a fucked up lip (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather] Poop on..

..[City Rag] Hulk Hogan is dating is daughter's twin (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather] Lara Flynn Boyle's terrifying face [Egotastic] Janice Dickinson being Janice Dickinson [ASL] F1 pres. Max..

Sylvester Stallone fisted Janice Dickinson [Dlisted] Hayden Panettiere is the world's smallest cheerleader [Hollywood Tuna] Mary-Kate Olsen will be questioned by police re: Heath Ledger..

Sylvester Stallone juiced Janice Dickinson [Dlisted] 1 Hayden 2 cups [Hollywood Tuna] Paris Hilton makes too much noise [Hollywood Rag] Penelope Cruz kisses a girl [City..

..[Taxi Driver Movie] Vida Guerra's juicy booty [Horny Oyster] Soft-Core Porn For Boring Old People (Feast of Love) [Pajiba] Janice Dickinson @ the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards on Oct. 2: Janice..

..the best looking things on the main page, but hey, whatever. She actually looks good. I hope that when I'm 52 like Janice I have a wife that looks like this. At worst, she'll keep whatever 20 year old blonde I'm dating at the time....

I subscribe to the school of thought that nothing beats a slutty girl with big tits, but Janice Dickinson leaves me with more questions than answers. Questions like, "Why do crosses have no effect on her?" and "How..

..bra [Egotastic]Halle Berry needed tough love [Popsugar]Rosie O'Donnell is still yapping about Donald Trump [ASL]An Ali Larter quickie [Popoholic]Janice Dickinson shows off her bra [Drunken Stepfather]Miss USA 2007..