..: Scientology older news: Bart Simpson is So Gonna Get Sued Travolta Stuff Who Wants To Kill Tom Cruise? Scientology Had a Christmas Party Katie Holmes Gets Protested More Scientology..

..now filming a movie with Cameron Diaz and Ben Affleck, but that's really beside the point because he went jogging with his wife, Katie Holmes, yesterday. I don't know if you could tell by these pictures or not, but you..

Katie Holmes was on So You Think You Can Dance last night, and boy, was it a treat. Because nothing speaks to the youth of today like a housewife doing a lip-synched homage to Judy Garland. Kids love that stuff!..

..That would be a sweet picture. Much better than the picture above. Is it just me or does she look like a hybrid of Katie Holmes and Britney Spears when she makes that face. They're all robots of similar model. Mark my..

.. strong policy against sexual confusion in youth. Tom: I was more worried about the "real" part. I have to go power up Katie. (Tom Cruise teleports) Tom Cruise older news: Tom Cruise Might Be Working Out This is All Tom Cruise's..

..Splash (obviously) Tom Cruise older news: This is All Tom Cruise's Fault Who Wants To Kill Tom Cruise? Victoria Beckham is Insecure Katie Holmes Has Herpes Tom Cruise is Uncomfortable More Tom Cruise..

.. legally take her outside and stone her. Scientology older news: Travolta Stuff Who Wants To Kill Tom Cruise? Scientology Had a Christmas Party Katie Holmes Gets Protested Katie Holmes Has..

I'm not saying that Tom Cruise and Scientology have anything to do with how Katie Holmes looks now, but I'm pretty sure I could be dropped into a vat of chemicals and not change as much as Katie..

..'s slender and doesn't have implants. She's blonde and I could get away with selling her as a Ford model. 4. Katie Holmes: Katie would be very popular because she has that All American, college girl look...

..] J.Lo and Marc Anthony are so outwardly affectionate, you might think they were married once. Wait. Still? [Seriously?OMG!WTF?] Katie Holmes has only spent $14 million of Tom Cruise's money since moving to NYC. Probably..