NY Daily News is reporting that Kiefer Sutherland will surrender to authorities this week to face minor assault charges for the incident that occurred at the Metropolitan Museum gala in which he headbutted fashion..

It what may be the weirdest thing you read all day, Kiefer Sutherland headbutted and broke the nose of a fashion designer at the Metropolitan Museum gala after-party last night after the designer allegedly...wait for it....

..on 30 Rock [Dlisted] Hugh Hefner's main whore flashes her panties [Hollywood Tuna] Jessica Simpson is still a retarded cheeseball [Popsugar] Kiefer Sutherland for your consideration [City Rag] Katie Holmes is not Tom..

..Travolta defends his boyfriend [Dlisted] Brittany Murphy rocks the vote [Hollywood Tuna] Mary-Kate Olsen is a frozen greasy chipmunk [Hollywood Rag] Kiefer Sutherland gets out of jail [City Rag] Kate Moss still parties..

Rachael Ray is a bitch and she hates her ugly husband [Dlisted] 7 Roots, 2 Chicks, 1 Cup [College Humor] Kiefer Sutherland is folding laundry in jail [Just Jared] Paris Hilton's parents snorted cocaine off the floor..

.. this, this, or this. Say what you want about Lindsay Lohan, but the skank does have a great rack. That's why Kiefer Sutherland got sentenced to 48 days and Lindsay Lohan got 84 minutes. Kiefer..

Kiefer Sutherland's attorney entered a no contest plea on the actor's behalf yesterday for his September 25th DUI arrest. Sutherland was stopped in Hollywood after making an illegal U-turn and blew a 0.16..

..in Anne Hathaway's boobs [City Rag] Jennifer Aniston is still boring [ASL] Kim Kardashian's Mom Jeans (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather] Kiefer Sutherland tries to clean up his mess [Popsugar] Kristin Cavallari is still trying..

Kiefer Sutherland received his second DUI in five years after he was pulled over in West Hollywood last night and blew twice the legal limit of 0.08. TMZ reports: Police sources tell TMZ 40-year-old..

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