Apparently a quarter ounce and a smoker's cough are good accessories, because Kristen Stewart showed up at the New Moon premiere last night looking completely average and ordinary. Notice I didn't say "normal" because..

..hag and her love triangle with him and a werewolf. How romantic. Ashley Greene is in the movie but we have to stare at Kristen Stewart's downs face for two hours. They should have spent more CGI on that, because if they..

..what? I don't know, you look it up!: Robert Pattinson older news: Robert Pattinson Has a Slight Problem Robert Pattinson is Hardcore Kristen Stewart is Still High More Robert Pattinson..

.. how to open things like car doors. [EbaumNation] Yesterday a necklace, today Miriah Carey is gonna show us her nipple. [CityRag] Kristen Stewart is scared of Twilight fans, which means we have at least one thing in..

..and quite frankly, I don't think I want to. The nerve of some people! Robert Pattinson older news: Robert Pattinson is Hardcore Kristen Stewart is Still High More Robert Pattinson..

..do want to see Malin Akerman's nipples as she has sex in the Owl Ship, this link is for you. [Egotastic] Kristin Stewart is going to stop making Twilight movies for long enough to ruin the memory of Joan Jett. [ICYDK] Lady Ga Ga..

.. that weed in California was filled such rejuvenating antioxidants and nourishing botanicals from the sea that add vibrancy to dull and tired skin, because Kristen Stewart looks absolutely fantastic! I wish she would..

..[TaxiDriverMovie] A guy named Joe Satriani is going to "ambush" Coldplay in New York. They always needed a good ambushing. [LaineyGossip] Kristen Stewart has pot-leafs for nipples. [Egotastic] Charlize Theron's nipples..

Touche, Kristin Stewart of the twilight franchise. You may be a pot-smoking teenage star, on top of the world with a profitable franchise ahead of you.., but with equal black-and-white-photography and copious amounts of makeup, so..

.. unless somebody then threatens me with physical violence. Then I blow the rape whistle that my mommy gave me. Robert Pattinson older news: Kristen Stewart is Still High More Robert Pattinson..