Michael Lohan is a douchebag who will never be mistaken for an actual father, but now he's just fuckin creepy. Lindsay Lohan's father has been accused of hunting out strippers who look like his famous..

Michael Lohan has been releasing phone calls like AT&T wireless lately, trying to cash in on his family's drama to whoever will pay him. Good thing he planned it like Dexter, because according to 2005 protective order, he isn't..

Radar Online, in yet another one of Michael Lohan's released phone calls, has Dina Lohan claiming that Lindsay Lohan was in a secret relationship with Heath Ledger at the time of his death...

.. last Glamour Shots. I said PEARLS dammit !! Thanks to Heyman's Hustle for sending this over to me. James Gandolfini older news: Lindsay Lohan Makes Viriginal White All About Boobs More James Gandolfini..

Lindsay Lohan pulled the condom out of her hair and showed up to Sir Richard Branson and Eve Branson's Rock the Kasbah Gala last night and.. we need to document as much as we can before the virus mutates. Can science stop..

.. American Art's Gala was held in New York City last night and apparently the caterers made excellent speedball encrusted hor d'oeuvres, because Lindsay Lohan crawled out of the ditch and showed up. Christ, she looks like..

..me. Maybe it's because she's so tight and slutty. Or maybe it's because I just downloaded and edited 19 pictures of Lindsay Lohan. I'm not going to lie, after looking at those, these Taylor Momsen pictures could be of..

Lindsay Lohan went to Paris last week to unveil her new fashion line, as as expected, everybody hated it. Guess what she did next? You..thrown by photographer Mario Testino. Her eyes were red and puffy, and at one point..

Lindsay Lohan was at a Busta Rhymes show in Paris on Friday and of course she looked like a saggy, freckled, orange mess. At least ..when the spots on their dick start growing tentacles, but it's their fault for breaking..

In her delusional, coked out mind, Lindsay Lohan truly believes that she's some kind of fashion designer. And she designs leggings. Leggings. That's like an architect designing a circle. So, needless to say, whoever is..