Here's Marisa Miller in a hot pink garter and panties for a new Victoria's Secret shoot and it's hard to believe tha...uh..uh..oh God..uhh...oh God...oohhh Goooddd!!..uhhh..uhhh...shhhh...shhhh...no, don't touch it. Don't..

..'t feel like writing about the bitch ass Gosselins or some lesbian college trying to make David Letterman a sexual predator, so here's Marisa Miller and her proof that God exists body. Unlike dinosaurs and female orgasms..

..'ll be damned if I'm gonna leave Kevin Federline as the top post all night, so here's the painful erection known as Marisa Miller. I'm still not convinced her body wasn't designed in a lab or somebody dared God, but I..

As far as bodies go, Bar Refaeli and Marisa Miller are as close to physical perfection as you're ever gonna see, so of course I was was gonna post these candid pics of..

..'s nothing a girl loves more than being forced to make a decision. That's why I'll probably never get married. Look, Marisa Miller, you're hot and all, but what does everything have to be about you?? Miranda Kerr at the..

..What does "Hola" mean?!! Is that some kind of gang slang?! Oh God, somebody help! Help!!! Taylor Swift and Kellie Pickler: Marisa Miller, Julianne Hough, Kaley Cuoco: Carrie Underwood older news: Carrie Underwood, How..

Yes, Marisa Miller is ridiculously hot. I know. Trust me. But put makeup on her and she's damn near perfect. Just like me when I wear my Superman cape. My grandma says I'm such a handsome boy! Marisa..

Okay, so maybe the Marisa Miller thing was a little harsh, because I never took into account that I would be posting pictures about Aubrey O'Day this morning...

I have no idea when these were taken, but here's Marisa Miller getting fitted for some fashion show. Let me preface this by saying I would bang this chick in the middle of a daycare, but.. makeup. I mean, her face looks..

..through my window this morning, and that usually means only one thing - the new Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is out. There's no Marisa Miller this time, but Bar Refaeli is about as close to perfect as you can..