.. A community college student apparently didn't care about what he got on his Photography 101 final, because here's some pictures of Lindsay Lohan's skanky pale ass on the beach in a Santa hat. Jesus, can't she just go ahead and die..

Lindsay Lohan lives in a magical world of delusion and self-importance, so when she visited India to film a BBC documentary on child-trafficking, she of course believed she single-high-handedly saved 40 children. Telegraph reports: In..

The CDC hasn't released an official statement yet, so if you watch this video of Lindsay Lohan's Muse photoshoot, it's on you. So when the national guard puts a tent over your house and pumps in chemicals to kill..If you didn't get..

The Lindsay Lohan Power Anal Porn Doomsday Clock is set to three minutes to midnight, so her topless shoot in Muse magazine is probably something you'll see more of soon. Not like you need to anyway. The only way I could see more of..

Michael Lohan is a douchebag who will never be mistaken for an actual father, but now he's just fuckin creepy. Lindsay Lohan's father has been accused of hunting out strippers who look like his famous..

Michael Lohan has been releasing phone calls like AT&T wireless lately, trying to cash in on his family's drama to whoever will pay him. Good thing he planned it like Dexter, because according to 2005 protective order, he..

Radar Online, in yet another one of Michael Lohan's released phone calls, has Dina Lohan claiming that Lindsay Lohan was in a secret relationship with Heath Ledger at the time of his death...

.. expect someone like Lindsay to hang around with. So play the video if you want to hear a bunch of drunk rambling psychos and Michael Lohan being a co-dependent douchebag. Yes, I know that last sentence was kinda..

It's pretty safe to say that Lindsay Lohan has never really had a mother. I mean, not in the MacDuff sense, but mostly because Dina Lohan would rather party than provide any maternal guidance and she would rather be an..

Apparently just having left reality in her DeLoreon, Dina Lohan told ET that is was her idea for Lindsay Lohan to do the Funny or Die video. Anybody want to take a guess on the reasons why? ET reports: "The hype is..