.. just want to know who is responsible for sending out the invitations for this thing, because apparently he's read my penis' diary. Minka Kelly is reportedly engaged to New York Yankees' shortstop Derek Jeter, so not..

.. Amanda Bynes is in Maxim [Egostastic] Super Mario Texts From Last Night [College Humor] Tila Tequila was lying [Celebslam] Miss COED: Kelly Bentley. God Bless America [COED Magazine] The A-Team trailer is god awful [Cele|bitchy]..

..whenever he's on stage, but he's been knuckle deep in more USDA kitty than a vet (he should get a medal for Minka Kelly alone), so it's no surprise that he's moved on to his next piece. Janet Charlton reports: If you..

Country-pop-singer-whatever, Jessie James, went on the Boomer & Craig show to tell about the time John Mayer sent her the least sexiest text in the history of booty call texts. Page Six reports: "He had someone send for me [from] across the room,"

.. Aniston Has a Pet Name For John Mayer During Sex Jennifer Aniston is Single Pt. 4,265 Links Smarter Than John Mayer Hip-Hop Minka Kelly, How You Doin'? More John Mayer..

..than you. Faces of annoying: John Mayer older news: Jennifer Aniston is Single Pt. 4,265 Links Smarter Than John Mayer Hip-Hop Minka Kelly, How You Doin'? John Mayer is Mariah Carey Jennifer Aniston Proposed to John..

..mention that a baby named Bronx has already been pushed through that vag (hint: rhymes with Madge). [EW] John Mayer older news: Minka Kelly, How You Doin'? John Mayer is Mariah Carey Jennifer Aniston Proposed to John..

..Aniston older news: Brad Still Loves Jen (Not Really) What Elephant? Danica Patrick is Right Jennifer Aniston Really Needs To Get Over It Minka Kelly, How You Doin'? More Jennifer Aniston..

..Brad loves me so much I just want (I could go on and on, but you get the idea) Jennifer Aniston older news: Minka Kelly, How You Doin'? Jennifer Aniston is Obsessed Jennifer Aniston is Naked in GQ Brad Pitt Wants..

Two shows you should know about, simply because you get to see hot women in motion: Friday Night Lights with Minka Kelly is on NBC on Fridays, and starting February 13th, Eliza Dushku will be on Fox for Joss Wheadon's..