..that he has sex with the womens, which brings us to the second half of the story. He is probably humping the whorulous Paris Hilton. From TMZ:They both went to MyHouse last night and left at around 3 AM for a Ron-dezvous at..

..] Fergie chunky [Hollywood Rag] Hilary Duff is a titty cutter [Drunken Stepfather] Jennifer Lopez has a push-up bra [Hollywood Tuna] Nicky Hilton upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Jennifer Aniston is yapping about..

..a calendar [Egotastic] Nicole Kidman's face is frozen [Lainey Gossip] Foxy Brown slips a nip (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Nicky Hilton's aging celebrated [Socialite Life] Banner pic: Minka Kelly nipple slip from GQ..

..hair wet [Popsugar] Cameron Diaz's boyfriend hasn't dumped her yet [Lainey Gossip] Nina Moric and her thong bikini [Hollywood Tuna] Nicky Hilton in her bikini bottoms (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather] A closer look at the..

..[Drunken Stepfather] Adriana Lima's pokies (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Dr. Phil is a Mr. Potato Head [City Rag] Nicky Hilton is probably starving herself to death [Hollywood Rag] DeAnna Pappas staged beach photo-op..

..too much money [Hollywood Rag] Mary Kate Olsen's awful plastic surgery [City Rag] Lindsay Lohan's clothes are stupid [Just Jared] Nicky Hilton's legs are disgusting (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather] Scarlett Johansson is..

Whatever you do tonight, please do it safe. Don't be like Paris Hilton and spread herpes. Don't be like Lindsay Lohan and crash your car while you're drunk and high. If your crotch looks like..Britney's, please close your legs. We'll..

Nicky Hilton is a pampered, spoiled millionaire, so you'd think she would have done something by now to make these pictures more interesting. Like say, for instance, implants. Or lunges. Or rhinoplasty. Or turn herself..

.. guards she refused to eat. Then I'd put in her feeding tube and fill her with warm nutritious goodness. Like battery acid. Nicky and Kathy Hilton worrying and holding a vigil at the Free Paris rally. Oh wait, no, I mean..

Paris Hilton celebrated her 26th birthday in Las Vegas last Saturday, where she partied with the Hollywood A-list and her best friend, Nicole Richie. At least that's how she imagined it in her mind. In reality, it was her sister,..