..Man and you wanted to be him because he was all powerful and brave and cool then you got older and realized he wore a pink shirt, kept a secret identity from his parents, had a pet cat, and his best friend was a girl? Yeah, this is..

..with soulless tween music because I know that in a few years the 13-year olds who listen to this crap will discover weed and Pink Floyd, so Miley Cyrus and those three Jew brothers only have so much time before they're performing for..

Here's Marisa Miller in a hot pink garter and panties for a new Victoria's Secret shoot and it's hard to believe tha...uh..uh..oh God..uhh...oh..

.. cut off jean shorts out of his fur dog collar so he could help Rihanna with this barbwire? Did the white tiger under the pink parasol paint with glitter while this was going on? Because this is the gayest shit I've ever seen. Thanks..

... Ten Least Sexy Music Videos 1. Madonna Hung up 2. Lady Ga Ga - Poker Face 3. Spice Girls - Wannabe 4. Pink - Get the Party Started 5. Rick Astley Never Gonna Give You Up 6. Michael Jackson You Are Not Alone 7. Take That..

As a society, I know we're a long way from seeing a guy in a mesh halter top and pink satin shorts walk a white tiger cub on a Hello Kitty leash while a guy in a dress and an executioner's mask shows..

..all time!, Kanye shouted to a mortified Swift and the speechless audience. And as quickly as he ran onstage MTV cut away to show Pink, and when they flashed back to Swift, West already had the mic in his hand he was off, leaving a..

.. needed a team of scientists to make her not look like Grimace on the cover of Self, but they just threw Megan in a pink dress and told her to do what comes natural, baby. And I swear to God, if I hear one more thing about her..

.. if I did, I'm pretty I'd know if it was bleeding. Oh, and I'd also dress it up with a pink lacy thong. With rainbows or gumdrops on it! OMG gumdrops are so cute!! Glamorous: Britney Spears older news: Britney Spears is a..

First Pink, then Megan Fox, then Fergie; every famous chick is falling all over themselves to tell anyone who will listen that they're..