Selena Gomez attended the UNICEF Ball last night, but since the FBI has laser sights pointed at my temple right now, I had to erase what..the study of traffic flow and patterns, analyzing penalty kicks in soccer, the..

.. you can stick to singing about skateboards and the mall, that would be great. You playing Radiohead is like my cat playing chess. Selena Gomez because she will be 18 soon and her parents won't be able to keep us apart..

It's no secret that Selena Gomez is as adorable as a Christmas puppy, but she's 17, so chill out. But if you think she's cute, wait until you get a load of this guy. He can barely even believe it! Selena..

.. why this dumb hillbilly is Disney's sacred cow. Especially when the jailbait tiara and Best Achievement in Uncomfortable Erections award clearly goes to Selena Gomez. But don't take my word for it. A critic from The..

..Bullock and Hugh Jackman, all of whom got slimed, a time-honored KCA tradition. Although she wasn't there to claim her Blimp, Selena Gomez won Favorite TV Actress for her work on "Wizards of Waverly Place." Keeping the..

The sex offender database and tween world are about to spin off their axis right now because Jonas Brother, Nick Jonas, and Selena Gomez have officially broken up. Like OMG!! Text the cell, girl! Text the cell!!! Star..

Due to our nation's legal system and databases that track this sort of thing, Selena Gomez doesn't show up on this site a lot. So, I guess she should have thought about that before she walked down the street.. movies and..

.. the cause of the lung problem is unknown. Man, that's weird. This is the same thing that's going to happen to Selena Gomez when she turns 18. Of course TMZ is gonna have to replace "lung" with "anus", but that's just..

..who write songs about text messages and living underwater. Two of them have afros and one has diabetes. One has fucked Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez. One writer of this blog is gay for knowing that. Audrina Patridge is on..

..YouTube the other day, virginal Christian, Miley Cyrus, and her best friend Mandy, spend about five minutes making fun of fellow Disney stars Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato. Why? Because Selena..