People keep telling me that Shawn Johnson is hot, but here's the thing, man: No, no she's not. She's like 4 feet tall and looks like .. be like fucking a garden gnome. I'm not even joking when say I'd rather have sex with..

.. lunatic who showed up at the set of Dancing With The Stars with duct tape and guns in his car to marry Olympic gymnast, Shawn Johnson, was stopped by Alabama police on his way to Los Angeles. Wanna take a guess what he..

.., by talent alone, should be a day shift stripper at an I-95 exit, she's always had kinda hot legs. Not "Shawn Johnson hot" as the the saying goes, but look in the mirror my friends, do any of us?) Britney Spears older..

I got a lot of hate mail for my last Shawn Johnson post, in which I suggested the guy who was arrested for stalking her had no taste. I was told that she was "hot".. As soon as I saw her chop that firewood and fix that..

No seriously. This chick has a stalker. TMZ reports: A man claiming he was "meant to be" with Shawn Johnson was arrested early Tuesday morning after trying to sneak on to the set of "Dancing With the Stars" -- and cops..

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